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| Beard - 8/10 |
THE FACTS:
- Owned a racehorse called Cacky Nappy.
- Unsucessfully approached Crocs offering his services as Clog Ambassador.
- Existed soley on a diet of eggy bread.
- Insisted on being referred to as the 'Goat of Allah'.
- Big Disney fan, particularly Walt's alleged anti-Semitism - and the Incredible Journey.
- Spent a fortune on a customised version of Donkey Kong where you could play as the monkey.
- His porn name was Fakhir Anis.
- His favourite domino was double four.
- Stopped buying Prince albums after he changed his name to a symbol.
- Married his fourth wife, Siham Sabar, 'for a laugh'.
- Legacy includes an unsold Super Nintendo on ebay. "Boxed, includes Duck Hunt + Zapper gun. Fight like the Elmer Fudd!."
Status: Dead
Lookalike: David Warren
In Three Words: Bitches Ain't Shit!
