News Of The World

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- Tits On Every Page! Whooooarr!!!

- Cavalier King Charles? Prince of Wales is 'half dog'

- Brown Rainbows Spotted Over Coventry

- Polish Immigrants Deplete Carp Mountain

- 'Bumming' 'Makes You Deaf'

- Boffins discover 'Gary Kemp Gene'- Mandelson: My Boyfriend Is Gay

- Harry Potter Is Otter Botter! Radcliffe's Shameful Riverside Romps

- Pea-dophile! Baby Veg Shame Of TV Chef

- Donald Sinden Clears 'Never The 'Twain' Samples - 50 Cent To Release 'Toby Jug Bitch'

- 'Rev. Arse Potato' Promoted To Bishop

- Fake Sheik At Cake Bake With Greg Lake - Prog Rocker Sells Charity Buns, Shuns Publicity

- Take Scat! Howard Donald Enjoys Sick 'Brown Thursday' Orgies